Should I go to school naked?

Okay, so it's the first day of high school for me, and I really think it's gonna be a good year! To add a bit more excitement, I'm planning on going to school naked except for boxers. I think my fellow students, teachers, and friends would have a good laugh, and hopefully, all will go well. At the end of the day, I will introduce myself to the principle, and take off my boxers, peeing and farting on him. So should I do it? Does it sound like a good plan?